Thursday, March 22, 2007

Fresh Elvis Sighting

Local newspapers are reporting a fresh sighting of Elvis in New Zealand. Recent sightings have been on the decrease and it had been feared that Elvis really was dead. However, there is new hope for the faithful - Elvis is alive and well in New Zealand. Internal Affairs spokeperson Dick Warr commented, "Its not clear whether "Elvis" has been here in New Zealand for a lengthy period of time or whether this is a flying visit. It is possible that he has assumed another identity and been in a longterm deepcover scenario."

Elvis is reported to be a little older and a little greyer but with the same trademark sweptback hairstyle and tumescent sideburns. Local residents are shocked. "I don't know what to think anymore", said one. Another remarked on a strange coincidence: Elvis Presley and National Superintendent Richard Waugh have never been seen together in the same room.

When asked for a comment, National Secretary of the WMCNZ Brett Jones said, "We're caught in a trap. Its a case of suspicious minds."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hear that Rev Waugh is soon to move to Asbury in Kentucky - just a few hundred miles from Graceland. It's probably a coincidence.

Anonymous said...

I hear that Rev Waugh is soon to move to Asbury in Kentucky - just a few hundred miles from Graceland. It's probably a coincidence.

BJ said...

I heard you the first time!

Hmmm, interesting speculation. It certainly adds another layer of suspicion to the whole scenario.

Any more Elvis connections out there?

Anonymous said...

Brett - This is a genuine, knee-slapping, side-splitting, hilariously funny entry!! All fivolity aside, though, I, for one, am a bit concerned for Richard's safety once he arrives in the USA. Has he ever considered a body guard?? You of all people know how fanatical Americans can be (not implying our daughter, of course - just her mother!) :>)

Glen O'Brien said...

Too many fried banana sandwiches I'd say.

BJ said...

nice trivia reference Glen!

Although, I have to note that it was fried PEANUT BUTTER and banana sandwiches that led to Elvis' weight gain...

Americans will put peanut butter with anything!